#1367 - "BAD LUCK"  

A short while ago
A woman made fun of me
For not having sex
For 9 years
My comeback was
To tell her it would be
Another 9 years
Or maybe more
Because I wasn't
In love with her
So, naturally, I wasn't going
To have sex with her

That was what
The few women
I had sex with
Had in common
Was that
I was in love with them
That is my basis
For having sex with a woman
To at least like her a lot
Or, preferably, love her
And preferably the woman would feel the same

As for the woman
Who made fun of me
She spit in my face
Said that I probably had a small dick
And that I should
Go fuck myself
And then she left
I haven't seen her since

I realised two things
One:
I have a way with women
And two:
It will probably be another 9 years
Before I have sex with a woman
Why?
Because I have a way with women
Silly

© 2006 Corey Hamilton