THE IMPORTANCE OF KNOWING YOUR DOSES  

EXPIRED DAYTIME COLD/FLU LIQUICAPS ON THE DESKTOP GLOWING ORANGE BENEATH THE LIGHT OF THE LAMP COUGH SUPPRESSANT, NASAL DECONGESTANT, PAIN RELIEVER, FEVER REDUCER SOURCE OF NON-DROWSY BUZZ SWIRLING FLOATERS AND HINDSIGHT THAT IS SPLOTCHY AT BEST DO NOT EXCEED RECOMMENDED DOSAGE DO NOT TAKE THIS PRODUCT FOR MORE THAN 7 DAYS CONSULT A PHYSICIAN IF SYMPTONS DO NOT IMPROVE (DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE COLD, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST FINE, CAPITAL F-I-N-E) OR ARE ACCOMPANIED BY HIGH FEVER, OR IF COUGH WORSENS DO NOT TAKE THIS PRODUCT IF YOU HAVE CHRONIC ALCOHOLISM (PERHAPS CHRONIC CHRONICALISM AS WELL), SERIOUS LIVER OR KIDNEY DISEASE, HEART DISEASE, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, THYROID DISEASE, DIABETES, PROSTATE GLAND ENLARGEMENT, ASTHMA, CHRONIC LUNG DISEASE OR SHORTNESS OF BREATH, OR IF YOU ARE USING ANTI-DEPRESSANT MEDICATIONS (THIS IS THE ONLY ANTI-DEPRESSANT YOU COULD EVER NEED), UNLESS DIRECTED BY A PHYSICIAN AS WITH ANY DRUG, IF PREGNANT OR NURSING A BABY, CONSULT A DOCTOR BEFORE USING THIS PRODUCT IN CASE OF ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE (OR INTENTIONAL MELLOWNESS INDUCING DOSE) CONTACT A PHYSICIAN OR POISON CONTROL CENTRE IMMEDIATELY, EVEN IF THERE ARE NO SYMPTOMS.

THERE ARE NO SYMPTOMS.

KEEP THIS AND ALL DRUGS OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN (AND ARTISTICALLY INCLINED PEOPLE). THIS PACKAGE CONTAINS ENOUGH MEDICINE TO SERIOUSLY HARM A CHILD (OR TOTALLY WHACK OUT A FREAKY BEATNIK, MAN).

THERE ARE NO SYMPTOMS.

EACH DAYQUIL LIQUICAP CONTAINS:
DEXTROMETHORPHAN HYDROBROMIDE 10 MG,
PSEUDOEPHEDRINE 30 MG,
ACETAMINOPHEN 250 MG,
SCIENTIFICAL STUFF,
MAGIC FOR THE DEMYSTIFIED,
A TOUCH OF SPIRITUALITY FOR THE NONBELIEVERS.

THERE ARE NO SYMPTOMS.

© 2006 Michael Appleby