Day
the fish is ate
The fish was delish. It went well with a good
orange glaze. Made us sick to our stomachs though. It was actually
rotten and fruity.
James Bondage
When I decided to penetrate the vagina
Monologue Auditions
I was dressed in a slinky black cocktail dress
Emphasis on the cock baby
I was more a bloody queen than Carrie at the prom
And equally ejected
They threw me out the door saying
I was to vogue cosmopolitan they don't want super models
They wanted a real women and who says sarcasm is dead
Only chivalry is dead only when I open a door and the girl walks straight into it
Speaking of girls me and two of my closest girl friends were walking to the roost one day
And as I passed through the door one of the big drag queens turned to each other and said
I though it was a group of lesbians
Never dress like a soccer mom in one of those bars
Complete with the Mrs. Robinson Cruise so survivor
Instinct for young piglet aka boys
Cause when there young and beautiful at the roost that means there straight
Or so says the oilrightworker when I tied him up and showed him a thing or two about Kyoto accords
I could be talking about the gay cup
Yes that's right football is gay
There more tight ends and white lines
Than a night at the boots and saddles
And when you're done you go the locker room
get soaped up in the showers
And grab each others asses
And you think there's nothing manly about ballet
Least we are not wearing green and gold
That screams Ethel mermen
I could talk about National rodeo weak in the knees week
O was hanging outside at rebar
Cowboys walk by friend yells out yeeehah a bunch of redneck hicks
They turn and look at me
One of them sidles up to me and looking at me in my finest
Andy Waracholicblack attire Boy you should be in movies
I reply I am Pornos
And boy I could rope you up and
bust your bronco all night long.
Once upon a time there was sue and bill. They were unhappy so bill became sue became bill. They were unhappy so bill became nancy became bill and became ????Needless to say there were more balls passed around than ping pong at a gberiling convention.
But I am not here to talk about fairy tales
There is a woman who smokes word
Slow mellow ganja tunes that
Makes you think and sex and wet beaches
And the cold winters of disappointment
Who jazz Diaspora of the relationship profiling
Is black and white key turning balls a churning unlock
The whiskey bird cause she's free and warbling freeedom and beauty
Tonight.
The birds environmental
Though
A whole tree was there in my pants
And woody the woodypecker was nowhere to relieve it
So I walk into the John
And her brother walks in
And he like I cant believe she read the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx poem
And I was red in the face
Trying to hide my Cuban missile crisis
With my hand the effect of her poem
I know where my balls are in my pocket.
© 2007 Phil Jagger