Black Kids  

Speed metal
expensive
cheap beer
over four dollars
for a pilsner
only seventeen for
the pleasure
of seeing a grown man
wearing only a
smithy’s frock
custom designed real leather
horns pasted on his head
with glue
two large swords
he thrusts them into
the stage and you see
that
yes
they are sharp
they go in
and flank him
the set continues
the fan blows the
guitarists hair
en spectacle
guy debord would have
killed himself again
had he been there

halfway through their
lumped together
unoriginal
metal music
he attaches the two
foot long prosthetic cock
painted red to his
mid
section
and connects the pump that leads to a mini keg
and starts pouring pumping beer
that foams and shoots
from the end of his
shiny new plastic dick
and screams
"Now any girls out there
who want to drink
from the
TAP?"
and one does
no more than eighteen
no way
and she looks
to the buy
that she has
for approval
and finds it
she drinks
from the tap
and nervous
shoots
her arms up
in the air and
shrieks
with victory.

she might forget last night
but seeing that
I wont.

© 2006 Robert Brendan